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"The morns are meeker than they were/The nuts are getting brown /The berry's cheek is plumper,/The rose is out of town./The maple wears a gayer scarf/The field a scarlet gown./Lest I should be old-fashioned,/I'll put a trinket on." –Emily Dickinson.

Cupcakes only get one day, apparently.

You dishonor my microwave when you doubt its abilities, bag.

I'm observing National Microwave Oven Day by using the Popcorn button, even though the bag specifically told me not to.

Hug your pup because it's National Mutt Day, and the only purebred dogs are wolves.

I've been practicing for this since September.

Happy National Play Monopoly Day, or as I call it, National Get Super Mad at Your Friends Day.

In honor of Use Less Stuff Day, I'm not even going to finish this captio (November 17).

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National Doughnut Day means that I don't have to feel bad that I bought a full dozen for myself.We're only supposed to cook for our pets today? This fur monster demands it daily.Happy NaNoWriMo to those who celebrate.Halloween and National Knock-Knock Joke Day are the same day.

Black cats have their own day because we dare not provoke their arcane powers.National Pumpkin Day? In my house, it's Pumpkin Month.I'm taking a break from my nonstop diet of soup and pastries for World Pasta Day.Every day is Apple Day this time of year, but this is the official one.I don't make the rules, but I do live by them. I have to eat this it's National Chocolate Cupcake Day.Happy Take Your Teddy Bear to Work Day! My coworkers are going to have a lot of questions.

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I'm celebrating I Love Yarn Day by once again not learning how to crochet.

Wearing black in the summer is gloomy.

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I spent all summer catching up on TV shows, and now the new seasons are starting? Rude.

It's like camping in the woods, but we can just go inside if it gets too cold or boring. Will that stop me from putting a scarecrow in my front yard? Also no.

You know it's fall when all of your plates are clean and all of your mugs, bowls, and spoons aren't.

If you come over in the next three months, it's totally going to smell like a candle store.

I can't hear you over the rustling of all these leaves.

I've gone from being too hot all the time to being too cold all the time.If you do that with a pumpkin, you'll just look weird. If you hold a seashell up to your ear, you'll hear the ocean.I sort my apples more carefully than I sort my laundry.The days are getting shorter, so I'm getting sleepier.Trees get to look their absolute best before they become as ugly as they'll ever be, and I plan on taking that energy into the winter.The best thing about knitting a blanket is that you get to try it out while you're making it.My art skills begin and end at hand turkeys.It's time to stop hanging out in parking lots before baseball games and start hanging out in parking lots before football games.It must be fall because I have a sudden urge to go to the craft store.We're betting on how many fights will break out at this hockey game.I'm about to hit up the Farmer's Market and pretend to know a lot about produce.Fall is just the second half of S'mores Season.Fall is the only time that "Let's drive around looking at trees" doesn't sound super weird.I'm saying goodbye to the birds before they go on vacation.Anyone who thinks corn isn't scary has never gotten lost in a maze of the stuff.Any walk is better if you come back with a bag of apples.If you need me, I'll be at the pumpkin patch.This weather is the only thing making up for school starting again.Hay is good for a lot of things, but a chair is not one of them.Do these trees make my hair look boring?.

Doing my part to make chonky squirrels.I'll just be over here enjoying the only good weather of the year.I should probably have my mail forwarded to the orchard.